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Missing my munchkin. She’ll make me happy and lower my stress. I love her.

♫ Music: Lady Gaga - Dope

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via lgbtlaughs)

(Source: versaceslut, via ottermatik)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: sidegrl, via howchriscsit)

nicevagina:

don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex

(via howchriscsit)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via milesjai)

866 guests already reserved. 10 voicemails to call back. 3 emails to email back. 4 windows open on computer. Managers want 1,300-1,400 guests. Phones ringing non-stop. Limited Seating available. Night is ending. Easter meeting with all managers and staff tomorrow at 1pm. Starting to sound like fun.

2013 vs 2014

(via drunkkonyourlove)

Literally this week and next week. Make your goddam reservations earlier!

Emmy knows what’s up.

She’s upset that Uncle Wally had to go home but she look adorable in the pj’s he got her

My coworker loves me! She bought me a Very Berry Hibiscus with Lemonade.

A bird flew into the transformer at work and caused a power surge and the evacuation of the mansion. The poor birdie was fried to a crisp.