Missing my munchkin. She’ll make me happy and lower my stress. I love her.
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
i feel u
or like i want to
don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
866 guests already reserved. 10 voicemails to call back. 3 emails to email back. 4 windows open on computer. Managers want 1,300-1,400 guests. Phones ringing non-stop. Limited Seating available. Night is ending. Easter meeting with all managers and staff tomorrow at 1pm. Starting to sound like fun.
Literally this week and next week. Make your goddam reservations earlier!
She’s upset that Uncle Wally had to go home but she look adorable in the pj’s he got her